Bloody Mary Christmas

[Chorus]
Have a bloody mary Christmas
Go on, forget whatever it was
Get you something you can lift up
And have a bloody mary Christmas

[Verse 1]
I know you've seen some better days
And it's hard to jingle all the way
You spent all your cash on gifts and gas
But if you save the change
Pour a little Zing Zang

[Chorus]
Have a bloody mary Christmas
Go on, forget whatever it was
Get you something you can lift up
And have a bloody mary Christmas

[Verse 2]
The past I'll burn when it comes out
You don't know the words
But you're sure singin' them real loud
Well, there ain't no one
The folks stay underneath the mistletoe
That's how you know

[Chorus]
It's a bloody mary Christmas
Go on, forget whatever it was
Get you something you can lift up
And have a bloody mary Christmas
Go on and get yourself a good buzz
And be thankful for the gift of
Another bloody mary Christmas