Blood Related

[Verse 1]
Well I just got done on my old man's farm and I walked on into town
I saw a girl with the bleach blonde hair and her boots right on the ground
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge and I opened them with my feet
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl, she's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet

[Chorus]
She's the yee to my yee
The ground to my beef
She's the girl of all my dreams
But there's just one thing about her
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)
When I look in thosе eyes
It ain't no surprise
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee yee)
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman
We're not blood related

[Post Chorus]
[Spoken] Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?
(We're not blood related)
(Yee yee)

[Verse 2]
My friends say I'm crazy for loving you
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (Code red)
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you and let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)
But how’re we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?

[Chorus]
She's the yee to my haw
The see to my saw
She's everything I need (You're everything I need)
Except she's not my sister
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, come on!)
Like a worm on my daddy's fish pole
You got me hooked and my breath is baited
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl
Still not blood related

[Post Chorus]
[Spoken] Woo!
Come on now
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes

[Bridge]
[Spoken] Well folks *CLAP*, we got to talking
And one thing led to another
And if I want this girl to be family
Then I guess I just gotta marry her brother

[Chorus]
He's the skin to my buck
The wheels of my truck
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)
And there ain't one thing about him
That I would ever change (He's the perfect man)
Now honey I know it might take a while
For you to get sitiated (I understand)
But I'm in love with your brother even though
We're now blood related