Blonde leading the Blonde

Song: Blonde Leading The Blonde

[Intro]
Oooh Oooh Oooh [Yeah]
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh Oooh [What up, Becky]

[Verse One]
You was the shit back in high school
Rollin’ down the street in your mom's white Volvo
And all your BFFs look just like you
[“Twinsies!”]
Vanilla Soy latte, no diet #Yolo
And everything you eat, I gotta see on my newsfeed
You rock the Yoga pants with the Uggs and the Louis
You never worked a day in your God damned life
One day you'll marry for money, be a trophy wife

[Chorus]
As the blonde lead the blonde
[As the blonde lead the blonde]
You got them boys in your palm
[You got them boys in your palm]
You’re so white
[So white, so white]
Ooooh you’re so white
[So white, so white]

[Interlude]
So, uhhh
Becky
Uhhh, I dunno if you were gonna catch that new Ben Affleck movie later
But um..
Y’know, I thought, maybe, we could uhh
Make a date out of it
Or something, y’know?

[Verse Two]
Louis Vuitton, Michael Kors
Starfish intercourse
Bleached blonde
Glee songs
Gluten free, no carbs
Tinder dates
Dinner plates
Taylor Swift, Iggy Zay
Selfies with the new Bae
Steal his hoodie, ‘Oy vey
“Vegan, Vegan, Vegan, Vegan, Vegan, Vegan, Vegan”
That's all anybody hears the minute you start speaking
Every sentence stops
With a question mark
“I literally can't even right now, oh my Gooooooooosh”

[Chorus]
As the blonde lead the blonde
[As the blonde lead the blonde]
You got them boys in your palm
[You got them boys in your palm]
You’re so white
[So white, so white]
Ooooh you’re so white
[So white, so white]

[Interlude]
So, uhhh, Becky
Uhhhh, I know you’re married to God, but
How does he feel about letting me get up in that booty hole?
Uhh, ‘cause you’re not losing your virginity or nothing

[Verse Three]
Nobody really out grows high school
Looking at the world through your iPhone
Apple rules everything around you
Pirate all your songs but you won't shut up about Vinyl
Won't shut up about Kyle
Won't shut up about Myles
OMG, man crush of the week
Just “Hearted” my tweet
Hair parted on fleek
Haven't had a hard, cold, carb in a week
I'm starving, let's eat!
Olive Garden on me!
Just to puke it all out in the stall when I leave
Gotta stay thin, I got the world following me
“I’m instagram famous, Becky.”
Bask in attention
Selfie in the bathroom, “Damn, we look bitchin’!”
Getting manicures to cure Manic Depression

[Outro]
You’re so white
[So white, so white]
Ooooh you’re so white
[So white, so white]
So White!
Sippin’ Electrolytes
[‘Trolytes, ‘Trolytes]

*Obnoxious coughing*