BLONDE

[Verse 1: AlsoJakob]
Bitch I'm blonde, look at the top of my head
I just keep counting my bread
I left her titties on read
Drip like a faucet
I put up the caution
Might slip on the carpet
These VVS flawless
I look Super Sonic
I'm running these checks
I'm a virgin and I don't think this hair is gonna help
Do not disturb like I'm Purpp bitch I'm busy
Fuck with the gang, you get hit with the glizzy
Brews with the boys, down a bud, now I'm dizzy
Can't talk to girls, 'cause they all are too pretty
Blondie like I'm Johnny Bravo the but this ain't a toon
You could get hit with the tool
Nerf or nothing, got the stick on me, not talking Juul
I used to piss in the pool

[Bridge]
Blonde locks, but I keep a 30 with a long cock
Big mops, talking tough on twitter, get yo ass shot
Big rocks, I can't tell the time on my big watch
I'm lonely, I don't got no friends, got no homies

[Phone Call Skit: Aleks, Wendy's Employee]
Hi, how's it going?
I'm just wondering if I could book an appointment tomorrow?
Yes, I'm really sick and tired of my natural hair color and I wanted to try something else
Something like blonde maybe?
Sir, this is Wendy's

[Verse 2: Aleks]
Blonde on my head, but I'm not bad in bed
Yeah I'm Guy Fieri but without the bread
People think that my hair is legit
But I still have brown pubes on my dick
I sit alone and contemplate
Does Ryan Gosling get this much hate?
The bleach has seeped inside my brain
Everyday I live is constant pain