[Verse 1]
Three king researchers, use Google star maps
Bethlehem manger, a high-rated app
Book rooms at the inn, flags first born male traps
Amazon wish-list, delivery elapse
[Chorus]
Blogging like Jesus, tweet like a Pope
Site traffic heavy, I'm YouTubing hope
[Verse 2]
Shepherds are wanted, to mesmerise sheep
Taste-makers prosper, profits are reaped
Market moves fast in, a blink of an eye
The needle is broken, the camel has died
[Chorus]
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
Voting by proxy, buying online
Selling on eBay, all that is mine
BlackBerry hedge fund, new Apple's divine
Dream time destruction, outback becomes mine
[Chorus] x2
[Outro]
Hope!
Hope!
Hope!
I'm YouTubing hope
Blogging was written by Colin Newman.