Blame Muslims (Spoken)

My coffee’s too hot
BLAME MUSLIMS
Plus Starbucks so pricey
BLAME MUSLIMS
They invented the Java and I’m so addicted
So, now I’m blaming all of them for what they inflicted
My neighbor’s so loud
BLAME MUSLIMS
Always playing his guitar
BLAME MUSLIMS
I mean they invented the thing and I’m sick of those strings
So, I’mma blame every single Muslim
And that’s the new rule… I hated Algebra in school
And Muslims invented that… so I guess all Muslims are whack
Blame Muslims for tuition fees… they invented university
They also invented hospitals and a bunch of different surgeries
As a kid I hated brushing my teeth… guess who started that?
And even if it was one Muslim, they all deserve to slack
The list can go on, and I’ll never finish
But what’s most important is that we blame those who did it…
And remember one of them did it, it means they all are the same
So, if we’re gonna blame them for terrorism, let’s blame them for clocks and cameras
That line didn’t rhyme, but I got you listening…
Can’t trust the news, all of it is fiction
Ain’t no moral to the story, just a lot of finger-pointing
And if this poem sounds stupid, maybe that’s what my point is
We can’t take the actions of a fraction and put it to a whole
Whether good or bad, cause that doesn’t accomplish a goal
That’s just a simple way of thinking, just leave that to simple minds…
Who have simple thoughts and believe simple lies
I don’t blame every priest when one touches a boy
Let's afford that same respect to everyone in the story
Cause hate holds no glory, it only feeds fear
So, give credit where credit’s due, and send that racist bullshit to the rear
LOVE