Blame Canada

[Verse 1]
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

[Chorus]
No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault

[Verse 2]
Don't blame me for my son, Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself

[Chorus]
Well, blame Canada, blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
Blame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway

[Verse 3]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? (Heck no)

[Chorus]
Blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo and that bitch Anne Murray, too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada

[Outro]
For the smut we must stop, the trash we must smash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us