I used to think love was bobby pins lost in beds and
Murals behind Mobil gas stations
Just like I thought that me and you
Were ‘bout the same, ‘bout the same
As black and navy blue and kayaks and canoes
But, Hamlet, you idiot. I can’t believe we fell for it
I’m sleeping now
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot. I’m alone now
Sleeping alone, sleeping alone now
And I noticed that we kiss with eyes cracked open
When we say goodbyes
Order waters at the bars on Friday nights
You’d show up early, turn intervention
Not that fifteen minutes late this time
But, Hamlet, you idiot. I can’t believe we fell for it
I’m sleeping now
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot. I’m in bed now
Sleeping alone, sleeping alone now
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot, I’m alone now
Sleeping alone, sleeping alone now