Black Scientologists
Eric Andre & Eric Andre & Hannibal Buress
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Black Scientologists by Eric Andre (Ft. Eric Andre, Hannibal Buress, Jordan Carlos & Wyatt Cenac)
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[Upbeat Marching music]
[Megaphone noises]
Eric Andre:
Not alot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man!
Wyatt Cenac:
TRUTH!
Eric Andre:
His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe
Who do we want?
Group:
Xenu!
Eric Andre:
When do we want him?
Group:
10 trillion years!
[Megaphone noises]
Eric Andre:
This sounds like a Diplo song!
[Megaphone noises]
Hannibal Buress:
L. Ron Hubbard is the true god
Group:
Black
Hannibal Buress:
There is no hell.
Eric Andre:
There is no-NOPE-NOPE, is that what, uh
Jordan Carlos:
Is that, is that part of the (unintelligible)
Eric Andre:
Well yeah, no hell!
Wyatt Cenac:
Battlefield Earth should've been a Tyler Perry movie!
Eric Andre:
That's right!
[Megaphone noises]
Random stranger:
I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Eric Andre:
Prove it! Take a poop in front of us.
Wyatt Cenac:
And then turn it into wine
Eric Andre:
Turn that poop into wine!
Wyatt Cenac:
Turn that poo-
Group:
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
[Megaphone noises]
[Upbeat Marching music]
Black Scientologists Q&A
Who wrote Black Scientologists's ?
Black Scientologists was written by Eric Andre & James Merrill.
Who produced Black Scientologists's ?
Black Scientologists was produced by Adult Swim & The Eric Andre Show & Eric Andre.
When did Eric Andre release Black Scientologists?
Eric Andre released Black Scientologists on Thu Dec 05 2013.