Bitch - Flambae

[Intro]
Oh
It sounds like hip-hop, but it's not
'Cause then the white guitar come in, the white-people guitar
Mmm
It's like Run-DMC
Y'know, they came through a wall? But this is a different song

[Verse 1]
I hate the world today
You're so good to me, I know, but I can't change
I can't change
I tried to tell you, but
You look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Like sweet and sour sauce

[Verse 2]
The other day I cried (This is... The lady in the song, not me)
You must have been relieved to see the softer side (So so soft)
(Aight back up, sing for me)
I can understand how you could be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one

[Chorus]
I'm a bitch, my name's Robert
Such a bitch, whose name is Robert
I'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitch
I'm such a fucking bitch
I have no hopes, I have no dreams
And a tiny little peen
And it doesn't even function anyway
Because I have erectile dysfunction

[Verse 3]
So take me as I am
Just a tiny little bitch of a man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (Poetry)

[Chorus]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner and a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You wouldn't want it... Want- want- any- augh, that's tough— that's tough for anybody, that's like
That's so hard, fuck
Oh, guitar riff! Gnanananananana
I do air guitar too
Since a child I'm a prodigy, I'm an air guitar prodigy, braaangitangituung
I do air bass too, fuck— I do air drums
I'm fucking the Jackson 5 by myself
Ooh, three, lift off

[Bridge]
Just when you think you got me figured out
Oh, I jumped early, my bad
The season's already changing, ah
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me (How long is the save me?)

[Chorus]
I'm a bitch, I'm— there we go, I'm— lover
There we go— I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way (Like Burger King, have it your way)

[Chorus 2]
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a Goddess on my knees
When you get hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm relieved
Can't say I'm not a- alive? Or aleve? That would be good, aleve, huh?
You know you wouldn't want it any other day— Aleve is a pain medication, huh?

[Outro]
Mmm, mmm, I think I killed it
I mean, good luck, whos next
Your funeral
Am I like a superstar? Uh, I think this is my new job guys, I'm fucking—
You got to get a new Z-Team guy, 'cause like, I'm fucking
I'm like opening for Taylor
Oh man, this guys still shredding? Fuck, I can't sit down yet, mmm
Tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-ding-ding-dang-dun-dun-dang-dun-gung
Gung-gung-gan-gan-gin-gon-gon-ding-dang-dang-dang-dang-nawng
Gan-gan-gin-gon-ding-gon-ding-dong-ding-ding-nawng
What pedal is that?
I should go to the guitar center and figure out what— augh, ugh
Dong-dun-dang-dang-dang-dang-dun-dang-ding