Bishop Don Magic Juan

[Intro: Ice-T]
President of "Famous Players" International, the man, the myth, the legend, Bishop Don Magic Juan

[Spoken Interlude: Bishop Don 'Magic' Juan]
You got to have a mind where you can put it in somebody else's mind so that y'all can
Accomplish something as a one, you and her
And the women that's listening to this game, you got to be obedient to your man
Oh, I know what you're saying, yeah, why should I listen to him?
Well, I can understand that if he ain't giving you no good game, but if you got a man that's
Giving you some serious good game, pay attention to him
Don't let your friends and nobody tell y'all "girl, you're dealing with a pimp"
I want you to know the pimps got some of the best minds that you could ever go inside of
And if you want to really play this game, you got to be dedicated, man
Listen, man, I want to tell you one thing right now
You say you want a pimp
You got your woman?
Are you in love with her?
You say, yeah
Okay, I'm going to give you your first instruction
Go get that person you love
Get your best friend or anybody down the street and I want to see can you watch her get hit rock bottom?
Pow! Pow! Pow! Legs way up in the air like you've never seen them before
And when they get through and she get up and say hey, baby, how you doing?
And you hug and just say come on baby
Let's go and she give you that paper now you're on your way to pimp
But if you one of them suicidal guys, ready to kill yourself because you can't stand to look at it
Go get you a nine-to-five
You know read my book “From Pimp Stick To The Pulpit” or something
You know, don't get too indulgent grown folks' matters because it's a deadly situation if you don't play it, right?
You can't pimp.. cause you're too weak
You ain't got enough heart
You can't stand to see your woman you getting you some money
You ready to say "Hey baby I'll go to work, don't you do it?
Boy, you got to be real crazy in your life
And then you know what a lot of you players getting flipped and don't know it
You getting out more than you really getting in
See y'all don't know the true understanding of the game cause y'all really haven't went into the minds of them females
And really pulled out the best of them and just learn the tricks of the trade because if some of you players sit down and talk
To your woman she can show you and teach you a thing or two and if you're a good player
Don't be rejected about good game whether you get it from your female or another female
She might have heard something from a top player that she want to pass down to you
See y'all be ego trippin'
You got too much pride
Instead of going to a top player and asking for some serious game, you know what I mean? You got too much pride
I already know the game and you know your game is slipping fast, Jack
You know your game is slipping fast
Your money running out
You can't even give good game to the girls no more
You might be sprung out on drugs You can't kick that habit
You've been trying to keep it from everybody, but it's showing because it's coming all out
By how you look, by your bankroll, you're selling things
See, player, you need to jump down on your knees right now and get you some strength from The Lord and pull up your buckle Jack and get to work
You need help
And see, a lot of players need help and they're scared and afraid to ask for it
You've got to ask for help, player! Nobody knows what you're thinking or what you're going through unless you share it
This is not an overnight thing
If you think you're going to get in the game and you're going to be the best pimp, player, hustler, or whatever you figure your occupation is overnight, hey, listen, man.. them, they run fast like that.. they slip