birthday song

[Verse]
It's my birthday, I just turned sixteen-years-old (I'm sixteen now)
Since I'm sixteen, I'm gonna go to the store and get me a delicious treat (Yummy)
I really like tasty food and sweet tea
Even though it's my birthday, do not ask me for a free feat (Do not ask me for a feature)
I just went to a thrift store and I bought nothing (I ain't buy shit)
I g-got scared and didn't know what I wanted to buy (Scary)
The lady who worked there said, "Have a good day," and I said, "Goodbye" (Have a nice day)
I can't pull boys or girls and that's kinda crazy, 'cause I'm bi (I'm so fucking lonely)
It's my birthday, I think I'ma stay inside (I'm not goin' out)
'Cause I don't got friends, who the fuck am I gonna invite? (I ain't invitin' no one)
My name's catboycatastrophe, why do you think that I have a life? (People don't like me)
And I'm still on probation, 'cause I got caught with a fucking knife (Probation's very inconvenient)
I was born August 1st, 2008 (That is my birthday), today is August 1st, 2024 (That is today's date)
I just turned sixteen, because today is my birthday
Everybody in the comments say, "Happy birthday" (Please say it)

[Chorus]
Happy birthday, Sam, happy birthday, Sam
Happy birthday, Sam, happy birthday, Sam
Happy birthday, Sam, happy birthday, Sam
Happy birthday, Sam, happy birthday, Sam

[Outro]
That's what you guys were supposed to say, by the way (I hope you said it)
That was my impression of um—, my-my fanbase wishing me a happy birthday (I love you guys)
Because today's my birthday, it's August 1st, 2024
I turn sixteen, 'cause it's my birthday (Yeah)
You not cool
Catboycatastrophe
Fuck