​birthday rap

[Chorus]
It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘Cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful

[Verse 1]
Yes, it’s my birthday
Wanna get a keyboard
But my family’s too poor
To afford the keyboard
Yes, it’s my birthday
Wanna get a JUULpod
That’s against the word of God
So instead I’ll be bored
Yes, it’s my birthday
Finna get a pair of socks
I’m about to call the cops
I’m about to call a SWAT team
And get the Special Ops
Only vaccine I ever got was for
Chickenpox, but you
Know what? it’s cool

[Chorus]
'Cause It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘Cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful

[Verse 2]
Gonna get a $25 gift card to In-N-Out
Gonna buy all my followers ’cause I do not have clout (Ayy)
I produce a lot of volume, yes, I am loud (What)
When I get more popular, y'all know I sell out
I want to eat gingersnaps
My mom hordes them in her stash
Your boy found them, your boy downed them
Now I'm on a sugar crash

[Chorus]
It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful (Ayy)
It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘Cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful

[Bridge]
Did I mention to you guys that today's actually my birthday?
I know it's crazy, I'm turning 17
Uh, you should get me a present, ya know?
I mean, it'd kinda be a jerk move to not give me a present haha
So yeah, uh, I require twenty dollar minimum
Uh, make it something nice, yeah

[Chorus]
It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘Cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful (What?)
It’s my birthday
Yes, it’s on a Thursday
Yes, it’s on a workday
But no worry
‘Cause I have no schedule
Pumped a hundred red bulls
Got a hunnid bands in my pants
I’m successful (ful, ful, ful)

[Outro]
(It's my birthday)
('Cause I have no schedule)