[Verse 1]
I like sugar and big lollipops
But I'm not going to talk about that
In my monologue
I like making things that i will never use
But I'm not going to talk about that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
La la la, la la la
[Verse 2]
I like writing songs about people that are shitty
But I'm not going to say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not going to say that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
[Verse 3]
You might think I'd bring up Jasmine
That girl who scarred on the phone
But I'm not going to mention her
In my monologue
Hey Jasmine! I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not going to brag about that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La la la
[Verse 4]
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the the bird tube from The owl house
[mouths "Hi Hooty!", blows him a kiss]
I'm not going to comment on that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologuе
[Chorus]
La la, la la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
birthday monologue was written by J4D3.
birthday monologue was produced by J4D3.
J4D3 released birthday monologue on Fri Dec 17 2021.
it’s just a lil joke song for my birthday!