Birthday

[Verse 1]
I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair
Yeah, it's my birthday

[Verse 2]
I'm going to spill my drink
And slur my words
Embarrass my friends
Yeah, it's my birthday

[Verse 3]
I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday-ay-ay-ay

[Chorus]
They all say I should be grown up by now
"He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool"

[Verse 4]
I'm getting fatter and lazier
Losing my hair but I don't care
No, it's my birthday

[Verse 5]
I got a brand new suit
I got some balloons and a cake
Yeah, it's my birthday

[Verse 6]
All my friends are running late
I need some help to celebrate
My birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

[Chorus]
They all say I should be grown up by now
"Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool"

[Verse 1, repeated]
I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair
Yeah, it's my birthday

[Verse 2, repeated]
I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay

[Chorus]
They all say I should be grown up by now
"Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool"

[Chorus]
"Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
He's such a fool, he's so uncool"