Bird is the Word (Peter Edition)

[Speaking, Peter Griffin]
Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?

[Brian hands him the paper and Peter flips the page]
Huh, that's odd
I thought that'd be big news

[Brian]
You thought what would be big news?

[Peter]
Well, there seems to be the absence of a certain... (pause) ornithological piece
[Peter flips the page]
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain... (pause)
Avian variety

[Brian]
What are you talking about?

[Peter]
Oh, have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard

[Brian]
Heard what?

[Stewie, yelling]
Brian, dont!

[Peter, singing]
Oh well a bird, bird, bird
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Brian, don't you know about the bird?
Well, Peter's gonna tell you about the bird
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A well a bird
Suuuuuurrrfffiiiiiiiiiinnn' biiiiiiirrrrrd
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(Seizure)

[Brian, speaking]
Oh my god Peter, are you alright?

[Peter, singing]
A well a ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
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Papa ooma mow mow
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Papa-