Billy The Theme Park Shark

I'm a shark, I'm a shark
A killer of the ocean
I'm a shark, I'm a shark
And silently I strike
I'm a shark, I'm a shark
I'm dumber than a tree
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I was swimming in the ocean
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I got picked up by a boat
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park
And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark

Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head
Billy, the themepark shark
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed

The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...

I'm a shark, I'm a shark
I'm swimming in a pool
I'm a shark, I'm a shark
I don't have to fight for food
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan
Who has a dental plan

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
And I'm a big attraction
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
They love to watch me jump
I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale

Billy, the themepark shark
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead
Billy, the themepark shark
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed

I'm a shark, I'm a shark
But I'm not in my natural habitat
He's fat and old and lazy
But I'm happy you're here
I really hope these activists don't free Billy
Cuz out there in the wild, I'd be dead

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool

Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head
Billy, the themepark shark

He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead

Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo
Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!