Billy-Gene

*phone rings*
[(Man) + Selena + Greg Nice]
(Hello? Who’s speaking?)
Selena
(Who do you wanna speak to?)
Greg, please
(Hold on, alright? Hold on a minute…)
Yo, yo, what’s up, who dis?
Selena
Yo, what’s up? Where I know you from?
Powerhouse
When I met you?
A month ago—remember, you took me home with you
Oh, alright, alright, what’s up? Yeah, I remember you, baby
What’s going on? How you doing?
I’m fine but you have a problem
Huh? Can you repeat that?
You have a problem
How is that?
I’m pregnant
Who the father?
You
Get that bullshit outta here! What is this, a joke or something?
I’m with child and it’s yours
Fuck you think this is, Billie Jean, bitch? I’m outta here!
*dial tone*

[Operator]
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