Bill Cipher vs Flowey the Flower

[Intro]
Snakebite Rap Battles
B-B-B-Bill Cipher
Versus
Flowey the Flower
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Bill Cipher (Snakebite126)]
Oh, look more sap for me to get on my boots
Hey, I left the Pines duped what's some genocide roots?
On second thought, I like you so here's the deal buddy
Let my fist smash your face and you can finally feel something
You think you're the LOVE God?
Yeah, right like I'd be challenged by some junkwad who's still bumping SpongeBob
My deals come at a higher cost than kids getting killed
You see, Petals in my world it's Bill or be billed
I've granted wishes for millennia kid, keep up
You made one pinky promise to your friend as they bit the dust
Just for you to die screaming "WAH HAH, CHARA I'M NOT TOUGH ENOUGH!"
Yeesh, suck it up, buttercup
So stick to cradling yourself as you cry
Just one more baby overwritten from time
Dumping all your baggage on the first kid you find
Your world is just projection buy gold, byeeeee!

[Verse 2: Flowey (Snakebite126)]
Howdy!
Let's drop this little facade, shall we?
All your darkest secrets are safe with Flowey
Gee I can tell you don't know my Underground well
Guess that leaves little old me to hold your hand, pal
You showed your home lots of LOVin'
Left flat lives flatlining by the dozen
Now your only friends are the nitwits you reel in
But loss is the one thing you never learned to deal with
And you can't escape it as it bubbles in a drunken rage
Crying for the mommy that you slaughtered but nobody came
Hiding in insanity to shield you from the simple truth
Like a bullet, you hurt everybody that runs into you
You quivering idiot a SAVE containing deeds so pitiful even Gideon wouldn't commit to them
But I'll make sure your final moments are twice as painful
That's what happens when a triangle tries an angel

[Verse 3: Bill Cipher (Snakebite 126)]
Nice code, Nietzsche it's real easy to break
It's all "life is pointless" 'til a knife is in your face
Hey, you clingy wimp wanna hear my impression of Frisky?
"I only ripped you up 'cause you kept acting like a pick-me!"
I've seen into your parents' minds
Healing from your sacrifice
By dreaming that their brat would find peace within the afterlife
So once their seed is bashed in I'll make the family tree burn
Don't you get it, kid? I rule the minds of Dreemurrs

[Verse 4: Flowey (Snakebite126), Bill Cipher (Snakebite126)]
I don't understand why you're being so nice
If you think I can't handle sick souls, think twice
This is all just a bad dream but you'll never wake up
Once you see that I AM THE OMEGA
Yoink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Verse 5: Bill Cipher (Snakebite 126)]
Wanna know what you've brought upon this planet?
Well, crack this: seriAl murDerer, I groW maddened
Your SAVE files might let you play around like God
But in my town determined freaks like you are laughing stocks
What, don't believe me? Let's take a look at the kaleidoscope
In most of your game's timelines you die alone
Then when you're met with flower power kid you cry and mope?
With all those tears you're left spilling, you think you'd finally grow
You are so insignificant
Oh no, please don't kill me with stock Adobe images
You know what? Screw it. Why am I even wasting my time on someone as puny as you?
I can make a stone throne out your cave of riff-raff
Wanna restore order, Ronald? Go fetch me a Big Mac
And think back to your dying moments in pain
'Cause when I'm done you'll wish that no body ca-

[Verse 6: Flowey (Snakebite 126), Asriel (Snakebite126)]
I can't believe your mind's so small
You idiot, finally I have them all
What a miserable creature
You now face Asriel Dreemurr
Cipher, if you wanna set back characters
I'll show a false god how to really break barriers
You're just a desperate clown in withdrawal
Trying to cling to your name as its gravity falls
Since you traveled from two dimensions
To three dimensions
To the one dimension where your lifetime of planning went wrong
Needing answers from Stanford
But this bill wound up in the hands of the scammer
He had you clamoring to the Axolotl to set you loose
Back to the land of man, but it refused
But you'll forget what that's like
When I send this whole system through a memory wipe
Your friendships, legacy, everything will be RESET
And in the next millennia, we'll meet again