Bill

[Verse 1]
I will tell you of a feller
Of a feller I have seen
Who was neither white or yeller
But is altogether green

[Verse 2]
And his name it isn't charming
It's only common Bill
And he wishes me to wed him
But I hardly think I will

[Verse 3]
He was here the other night
And he made so long a stay
I begun to think the lunkhead
Would never go away

[Verse 4]
Well, he talked of devotion
Devotion pure and bright
I begun to think the lunkhead
Was going to stay all night

[Verse 5]
And he wishes me to wеd him
And the very deucе is in it
For he says if I refuse him
He cannot live another minute

[Verse 6]
And you know the precious Bible
It teaches not to kill
Well, I thought the matter over
And I guess I'll marry Bill