Bigwig

He rode in on a fake white horse
Mean and sleazy with no remorse
History told us he was no damn good
But the door flew open and he swore he could
Solve our problems

Oh, Chuck Hamlin
Thought he was a bigwig
Tried to drive the big rig
But he couldn't handle it

Somehow, some like him, some just can't see
What seems so obvious to those like me
This tractor traitor not puttin' us first
See W smilin', he's not the worst

The men in charge said it'll be just fine
He'll learn the ropes and he'll get in line
But he's a bull in a china shop
He'll never learn his lessons, he's a pitiful flop
In a tailspin

Yo, Chuck Hamlin
Thought you were a bigwig
You tried to drive the big rig
But you couldn't handle it