Bigfoot Left the Bay

[Verse 1]
I heard he quit his job at Facebook then he bounced
Left in the dead of night now no one knows his whereabouts
Sick of spreading misinformation to the masses so I'm told
So he pivoted directions guess disruption took its toll
And he's happier now, all his friends can see it in him
Taking selfies at Bluff Creek with Patterson and Gimlin
Plus I heard he's making zines with Larry Livermore
Recording with El Hefe he don't post much anymore
Camping by the Carson Mansion, buying records in Arcata
Enrolled at Humboldt State he's been studying the Vedas
In thе Marble Mountains boy scouts say he went and stolе their sleeping bags
In Siskiyou County he's been banned from every laundry mat
I heard they hired a lookout at the Samoa Cookhouse
He'd been climbing through the window and everyone's shook now
He said that ever since Slim's closed the Bay has never been the same
So he moved north to the 707, and that's where he remains

[Chorus]
Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow (What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river, is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries?

(Bigfoot left the Bay, never coming back some say)
(Bigfoot left the Bay, left the Bay, the Bay)
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
(Bigfoot left the Bay, but I heard he's doing great!)

[Verse 2]
I guess he was sick of Google double parking busses in the Mission
And so he packed his bag, grabbed his snorkel and started swimming
All the way up the coast, till he camped at Shelter Cove
Some thought he was a humpback whale from the size of his giant toes
And I heard that there's a bounty on him in Mendocino County
Because he went to Point Arena clogged the toilets climbed the lighthouse, we
Have never smelt a cryptid with such a strong aroma
Passed through Petaluma ate more eggs than Baby Yoda
Some say he's down with John Pound, start searching and maybe you'll
See him at Samoa Beach with Romano Gabriel
And Mike Patton, Captain Beefheart undercover, yeah I'm telling ya
He's hiding in the dunes with his Trout Mask Replica
I heard he's never coming back, and that he's feeling great
Doesn't miss I-80 traffic, doesn't miss the Golden Gate
In the Six Rivers splashing in the moonlight you might see him or
At the Morris Graves Museum every weekend

[Chorus]
Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow (What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river, is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries?

(Bigfoot left the Bay, never coming back some say)
(Bigfoot left the Bay, left the Bay, the Bay)
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
(Bigfoot left the Bay, but I heard he's doing great!)

[Bridge]
And no, he's not verified on Instagram or Twitter
His YouTube stats are dismal and on TikTok he's no bigger
Ask him about engagement, he'll respond with laughter
The only streams he monitors are the ones that flow from Shasta Plus he's been known to survive without Instagram Live
Not on Amazon Prime, no one spies on what he buys
Tell him that you made a track with the Doubleclicks for Spotify
That you pitched for playlist placements, he'll say "Why?"

Laser: Very edgy Lars
Aubree: Yeah, Very meta. I see what you did there
Lars: Get it, Bigfoot was sick of the tired tired tech world of San Francisco so he moved to the redwoods?
Laser: ... and that explains the chorus, I get it

[Chorus]
Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow (What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river, is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries?

Bigfoot left the Bay, never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay, never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay, never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay, but I heard he's doing great!

[Outro]
Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh, Sasquatch mysteries
Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh, Sasquatch mysteries