Big Pink Dress

Howdy folks its me again
Got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose
I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left
She said stick it up your rear
She never thought she'd hear these words
"Ooh your mustache is so tickly down there"

(Drill my ass)
Oh god it's so tight
(Drill my ass)
This is my first time
(Drill my ass)
"I love you"
"I love you too"

I live with bill its such a thrill
We get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday
Sometimes we 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows
We skip and dance and sing
He's so helpful he shaves my back
"Mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"

(It's so hard)
It feels so right
(It's so hard)
The way he holds me
(It's so hard)
I could just die
(It's so hard)
When we go drinking
(It's so hard)
Then we start thinking
(It's so hard)
About doin it to Liberace and then we bake a quiche

We went to church, he held my hand
I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear, I said "Oh dear"
My shaft began to rise
He whispered "Let's get married!"
I squeaked and shouted "Yes!"
Suddenly our live a big mess
He wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress

(Drill my ass)
Not sure I'm right
(Drill my ass)
What was I thinking
(Drill my ass)
I like bull fights
(Drill my ass)
No more knitting
(Drill my ass)
No more skipping
(Drill my ass)
I tried it once a whole 6 months so long mustache