Big Liko (Skit)

Big Liko:
Hello!

Mr Lai:
Hello, Big Liko!

Big Liko:
Mr Lai

Mr Lai:
She yin, ahh... Big Liko iwo ni?

Big Liko:
Yes, Mr Lai

Mr Lai:
Nice to hear your voice. How are you?

Big Liko:
Emmm... this my problem

Mr Lai:
I've heard about it

Big Liko:
I want to hire you as a P.R. man to help me clear this issue

Mr Lai:
No problem, it's what we do

Big Liko:
You know with these American girls, I don't like the story kwata kwata!

Mr Lai:
You can't like it, Big Liko. O ni like story e. See, these girls, the problem with these girls of nowadays, they don't have home training. Especially the American ones. O ni home training. Wan teni one single home home training
You know, Big Liko, see, you have come to the right place because what we do here is fix problem. And the best way to fix problem in Nigeria is just to lie!
See, if they tell you that the sky is blue, you have to tell them that it's green. Just lie. Anything they ask you, lie. Even when it does not make sense to lie, you will lie. We have to just be lying constantly
So now, with this your case, it's a very simple problem. You will tell them that it's photoshop, you understand? The one that they put your yarnsh in the picture you will tell them that that is not your yarnsh. They photoshop your yarnsh into the picture
In fact, you can even tell them sometimes if it goes too far, tell them you don't have yarnsh, you know? See, so we lie the whole way through, Big Liko, kwo ta ma she ni a ma lie, a ma puro for ni. We have to lie