Big Fucka Burgers Interlude

[Spoken: Wife]
Hey shwinky! Before you go to work don't forget your gluten-free, meat-free, guilt-free, nothing in it at all salad, okay? *Mwah* Have a good day!

[Spoken: Husband]
Thanks, shwinkmin, you have a good day too!

Fuck you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

[Spoken: Big Fucka Burgers spokesman]
Yo, yo, yo, you tired of your bitch-ass baby mama giving you bullshit every time? Y'all want some a bit more? Try Big Fucka Burgers! Yo, here at Big Fucka Burgers, our burgers are 80% horsemeat, 20% water, our burgers are the best, just go ask your daughter! Big Fucka Burgers! Yo, our special sauce is our dirty little secret! Close your eyes, put it in your mouth, and swallow it! Bitch!

[Spoken: Customer]
Hi, can I get 4 Big Fucka Burgers with extra special sauce?

[Spoken: Cashier]
Yeah, do you want the ninja toy with that?

[Spoken: Customer]
Yeah I want the fucking toy, hope my kid chokes on it!