Big Fat Love

It started out when she was small
She was premature, she wasn't nothing at all
Two pounds six ounces, a little pumpkin seed
But she got more love than you ever gonna need

She got big fat love
She got big fat love

She don't eat enough to keep her alive
When she bends over, she's a quarter to five
Skinny little thing, but she ain't afraid
To dance the Watusi on a razor blade

She got big fat love
She got big fat love

Tiny little hands, tiny little nose
Tiny little footsteps wherever she goes
Little bit don't leave no bathtub ring
You pull the plug, she's down the drain

She got big fat love
She got big fat love
She got big fat love

Bigger than me, bigger than you
Bigger than the hippo down at the zoo
Thin is in, stout is out
Big fat love is what I'm talking about

She got big fat love
She got big fat love
She got big fat love
She got big fat love