Big Fat Hairy Deal

I could've been a rich cat
In the lap of a millionaire
With wall-to-wall lasagna
Mink scratching posts everywhere
Yeah, I could've been a rich cat
With a penthouse and a view
But when I think about the haircuts
Think about the baths
Here's what I say to you:

I said, "Big, fat, hairy deal"
Give me a TV and a good, hot meal
I said a nap in the sun
A friend to go for a run
The only thing that matters is how good you feel

I could've been a show cat
With a chauffeur and a limousine
Cruisin' down Sunset Boulevard
With my face on a magazine
Yes, I could've been a show cat
'Cause I got the talent and all
But I think about the pressure
Think about the diets
Here's what I say when they call:

I said, "Big, fat, hairy deal"
Give me a TV and a good, hot meal
I said a nap in the sun
A friend to go for a run
The only thing that matters is how good you feel

How do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Big, fat, hairy deal (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Tell me, how do you feel (Big, fat, hairy deal)
I love my lasagna (Big, fat, hairy deal)
I'm gonna put it on ya (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Big, fat, hairy deal (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Tell me, how do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Feels so good (Big, fat, hairy deal)
How do you feel? (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Feels alright (Big, fat, hairy deal)
Every day and night (Big, fat, hairy deal)