This was the finale to the Big Dick Randy series. Like its predecessors, it’s worthy of a GRAMMY, but because people are stupid, it probably won’t win one. It’s a gut-wrenching story about DigBar finally putting an end to the menace known as Big Dick Randy.
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[Verse 1: DigBar]
Halloween, 2023, can't believe it's already here
Dressin' up as a thick nigga this year and I got all of my gear
Randy gon' try to target me when he see me in my costume
It's a fake butt on top so if he take it it's okay I got two
I'm hearin' bells, Randy, he can go to hell
Somebody gotta stop this big nigga so fuck it, I will
Man, I'm nervous, uh, I can't even sit real still
It's still daytime, and this big nigga already got six kills!
It's gettin' dark, I get a knock at the door, look down and see a note
That shit from Randy, this nigga love leavin' notes, I'ma read yall what he wrote
That boy said yo
[Verse 2: Big Dick Randy]
When are you coming to stop me? I'm not tryna sound cocky
But I'm takin' booty propеrties feel like I'm playin' some Monopoly!
I'm havin fun, lеt's go one on one, let's meet at the park
Eight o'clock, when it gets dark, then we gon' start
And if you win, then, I'll disappear
But, if I win, I'm takin' that candy, and that rear!
Bitch, I'm Randy! Hehuhuh, don't forget the Big Dick!
DigBar not gon' win shit, cause he is a big bitch!
My height is like 6'6, booty gettin' ripped, ripped!
I'ma take the blood out his butt, and make some lipstick
[Bridge: Digbar]
Man, Randy pissed off, man he ready, bout to take a nap real quick, wake up at like eight..
It's the end of Randy
[Alarm Clock Ringing...]
Ah, shit, it's already eight o'clock, fuck, now I'm late. Fuck!
[Verse 3: Digbar & Big Dick Randy]
I hopped up in the whip, and then I pulled up to the spot
Feelin' hella hard, man, I'm talkin' bout my cock
Bout to save Halloween, cause I know y'all gettin' stressed out
Rubber band, Randy's booty, it gets stretched out
Then we locked eyes, he a big 6'6, big dick, thick hip, big ass rocked guy
He asked me why I'm late
"I said eight, nigga, not nine."
Randy, he can shut the fuck up, he on my time
"I been waiting so long to do this, DigBar
You makin' all these fuckin' songs about me and shit,Got all these people scared of me, I can't even do what I wanna do?It's over, nigga."
Randy takin' off his coat, then he grab me by my throat
Feel my booty gettin' groped
Slidin' fingers in my hole
Well, my first plan didn't work, so I guess it's time to go
And try the plan B, he said "WHAT'S MY NAME!?"
I said "BIG DICK RANDY!"
NIGGA, UNHAND ME!
NIGGA, DISBAND ME!
Got me in the air danglin', just by my damn feet!
Then he slide that big knee
Knocker in my damn cheeks!
Now, I'm finna make sure that this nigga can not stand me
Break his grip, flip him over, then I get to penetratin'
[moaning noises]
Slappin' all over Big Dick Randy's booty, it's disintegrating
I jus' keep on clappin' on his butt until he pass out
Layin' there, naked on the playground with his ass out
Then I took the gun out and I aimed it at his head
I pulled the trigger back and then that nigga really dead
Happy Halloween everybody
Y'all can be safe now
Digbar
BIG DICK RANDY 3: THE END was written by DigBar.
BIG DICK RANDY 3: THE END was produced by DigBar.
DigBar released BIG DICK RANDY 3: THE END on Tue Oct 31 2023.