Big Chain Records (Skit)

[Whispered]
Man, I can't believe this, whole family 'bout to get kicked out on the streets
I ain't got no money, God, man, its going to get worse

[Spoken]
Good morning Big Chain Records, this is LaChainya speaking, how may I help
Uh, yeah, um, I seem to be having a couple problems with my contract
We have a chain of commands here
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge, hold please

[Background]
Big Chain Records, Big Chain, Big Chain Records, Big Chain
Big Chainy, Hey Mister Chainy, hey, hold for a sec

[Whispered]
Yeah, I need thirty chains down in New Oreleans, go 'head

[Spoken]
Yeah, um, its MC Medallion here, Medallion, how you're doing, brother
Hey, can I come up and see you, 'cause I'm having a couple
Sure, sure, man, I love new talent, alright
Hey, Medallion, how you're doing
What's going on
That's a pretty little chain you got there
I know, I know
Um, I was having a couple problems here
Because I was looking over my contract
And I seem to be having a some issues
It states here that I'm supposed to get my advance when I signed the contract
And I still haven't gotten my advance and I don't know what's going on
Oh, okay, I see where that could be a problem
What I don't think you understand is that
What we're going to do is give you a really big ass chain, just a big ass chain

[Background]
Big ass chain

[Spoken]
Okay, Big Chain, okay, okay I understand that but it says here
That I'm supposed to get some monitory value, I don't have any money
I need money
I could see where the confusion would come in at
What I don't think you understand is that
We're going give you a really big ass chain, a big
Platinum big ass chain and on the back end
We're going give you some big ass earrings
Okay, look, I understand about the chain, man
My family's about to get kicked out on the street
Oh, that's terrible, I mean, I have no money whatsoever, I need money
You know what, I don't usually do this, okay
I don't usually do this but but since you don't believe
Jake, bring out the chain

[Background]
Que the chain, ah, damn that's a big ass chain, that is a big ass chain

[Spoken]
Oh God, I guess I didn't realize how big this chain was
Yeah, it's, it's not a problem, I'm sorry
Just forget about what I was talking about
Not a problem, Big Chain Records is taking off, we're expanding
We're getting bigger and better, right), you know what, chains can be loose
Much bigger, pretty soon we're going to have a whole chain of big ass chains Alright, Big Chain Records