Big Bang

[Intro: Stewie Griffin]
Brian, when I grow up I wanna be a rapper

[Chorus: Stewie Griffin]
Even at my Lois you not family, my guy (My guy)
I'ma up a chopper, make it boaw, watch him die (Watch him die)
And Brian, he my dog, he gon' let it woof (Woof)
Pew, pew, pew, pew, let that laser shoot

[Verse 1: Stewie Griffin]
Put that money in my hand, bitch, I do not play (No I don't)
Fuck around and I might actually break a leg today (Break a fucking leg today)
How embarrassing, a baby at your neck, bro (Yeah)
I might string you up and hang you by your neck, bro
A time Traveller with the best flow of all time (Of all time)
Big Bang creator making bangers on the timeline (Timeline)
All mine, walk inside a gun store, it's all mine (It's all mine)
Granddaddy worth seven billion, I could get off scot-free, no time

[Bridge: Stewie Griffin]
No time, I got no time for these bum rappers laying bum rhymes
Fucked vibes, you got fucked vibes, gotta save the game with these punchlines
Rock bottom when they started dropping, fishy fuckers we might have a problem
Diss god, they could never stop me
Glock loaded, I'ma rob 'em zombie

[Chorus: Stewie Griffin]
Even at my Lois you not family, my guy (My guy)
I'ma up a chopper, make it boaw, watch him die (Watch him die)
And Brian, he my dog, he gon' let it woof (Woof)
Pew, pew, pew, pew, let that laser shoot

[Verse 2: Brian Griffin]
And I'm the dog, I'ma make like tree and bark, uh
Beats with bite, I'ma woof, quick to fight
I'm a pussy-getting, pussy-killing, demon-timing super-villain
In they feelings, I don't feel it, I'ma up a Smith & Wesson
Always seeing blues like it's Blues Clues (Like it's Blues Clues)
If you come against us you gon' lose, lose
Arsenal just looking like it's Area 51
We got lasers, rockets, tasers, and a lot of fucking guns

[Bridge: Brian Griffin]
It's like we already won, yeah this shit is said and done
Got billionaire backing, you want war, we got the funds
Remember that time, when me and Petey, we went in?
I'ma die for my family, never die for my sins

[Chorus: Stewie Griffin]
Even at my Lois you not family, my guy (My guy)
I'ma up a chopper, make it boaw, watch him die (Watch him die)
And Brian, he my dog, he gon' let it woof (Woof)
Pew, pew, pew, pew, let that laser shoot
Even at my Lois you not family, my guy (My guy)
I'ma up a chopper, make it boaw, watch him die (Watch him die)
And Brian, he my dog, he gon' let it woof (Woof)
Pew, pew, pew, pew, let that laser shoot