Big Bad Yard

[Verse 1]
On top of a mushroom
A party of ten fireflies at a restaurant tryna get in
The doorman's an action figure come to life
And the restaurant's ran by a couple of mice
They're serving up melon that you can't grow here
Walmart threw it out early, so let's have a cheers
Being small isn't easy and life is so hard
But there's good people in the big, bad yard

Now under the oak tree
A family of four of little fae folk are scrambling to the front door
A visitor's come to their lunchbox turned home
All the way from the garden, a porcelain gnome
He shares a few stories of giants who pass
With their strange giant language and big booming laughs
Being small isn't easy and danger ain't far
But there's good people in the big, bad yard

If you're gonna be small, then you gotta be strong
If you wanna be good, then it's gonna be hard
If you're gonna be small, then you gotta be strong
If you wanna be good, then it's gonna be hard, yeah

And you might get stepped on or spit on or chewed
But there's people who matter, who cry over you
Being small isn't easy, but that's who you are
And there's good people in the big, bad yard