Big Bad Wolf

[Verse 1]
Santa’s got a list of the naughty and nice
Even checks it twice
‘Cause SOMETIMES PEOPLE CHANGE!

If one of the pigs just invited me in
Maybe shaved his chin, I might not be so mad

But a big bad wolf gives what he got back
A big great wolf can give love he never had

They’re like, “If Hitler'd only got into art school”
Well, the fact of the matter is his paintings were bad

[Chorus]
The good, the bad, and the ugly in me
I bet the same’s in you
There’s good, bad, ugly and there’s pretty too

[Verse 2]
“Where’s my dog?”
He comes running
Sits on my lap
Gentle and loving

Like a little boy stuck in a tree
With his cat on the ground
Paws stretched out
The cat says, “You did the same for me
We're gonna get you down”

Give 'em an inch, people take a mile
Even fake guns shoot real bullets once in awhile

Just 'cause they’re your friends
Don’t mean they’re your friends
It’s a simple twist but always stuns you in the end

Because it’s honest to you, doesn’t mean that it’s true
'Cause you’re a terrible judge
And you’re kind of a dick too

Strong opinions
Loosely held
It’s the virtuous friends that always
Makes your life hell

But I’ve got nothing up my sleeve to hide
What I feel is what I write
My love’s my love
My shame’s my right
It makes me mean
It makes me kind

I'm just a dick
Singing to dicks
No, don’t get defensive
Don’t get defensive
I know what you did

Yeah, I know what you did

[Bridge]
(Start [?] for them too)
(It [?] makes you [?])
(This isn't for forever)
(You'll never see it all) (You'll never know it all)
(If everyone just said what they did out loud)
([?] mistake[?] into the crowd)
(And[?] my [?], my [?], my [?], my [?], [?])