Big Bad Wolf

[Chorus]
Have you heard 'bout the big bad wolf
'bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walks through the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!

[instrumental]

[Verse 1]
What to do when you got dance shoes
But nobody round town to jive

Skip to bop to ole grandma's hotspot
Turn left down the yellow brick drive

You'd be surprised by the people that you meet
Bo beep bops with the sheep alright

The blind mice are in-sync with the beat
Jack and Jill under their sheets all night

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Mary, Mary how does your garden grow
Quite contrary. now slut drop it way down low

[Chorus]
Havе you heard 'bout the big bad wolf
'bout the big bad wolf, oh my
Hе walks through the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!

[instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Little Miss Muffet's at a bar on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey
She curls her hair, whilst she flirts with the bear
But, the bear right there is gay

Mother goose shaking things real loose
Hyping, flossing, b-boy bopping for you
The bad witch, she's a sneaky little bitch
She'll steal your wallet and your little dog too

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Humpty Dumpty, be a fool sat on the wall
20 shots of tequila, and damn did that poor egg fall

[Chorus]
Have you heard 'bout the big bad wolf
'bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walks through the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
Ooh!

[instrumental]

[bridge]
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Ba-dadada-da-de-da-day (ba-badabop-de-da-day)

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Yadedap-do-do-do
Skibop-skibop-skibop-skibop-bop-bop-ba-baau-ba-ba

[Chorus]
Have you heard 'bout the big bad wolf
'bout the big bad wolf, oh my
He walks through the club with his big bright eyes sublime
Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
In your bed tonight
Yeah he's in your bed tonight
I-I-I-In you-r-r-r bed to-o-o-o-ni-i-i-ight