Bicentennial Man (Mr. McGregor)

[Intro: spoken]
Yeah… my Mazda goes 0 to 65 real slow
It’s got them cupholders, though (Yeah)

[Verses]
I hope that portable piano of Vanessa Carlton’s smashes
Everything I’ve ever loved and all my precious parcels
Y’all go to Nordstrom, I go H&M for better bargains
Tell Beatrix Helen Potter someone’s in McGregor’s garden
That whole family of anthropomorphic rabbits is canon
According to man's understanding he’s born into madness
Burning like Alice, Virgil said I’m a Duracell rabbit
That’s why I’m enduring the sky, firmament, earth, and the planets
Gaia
So why am I alone? Am I crazy to think my face
Embrace Time Magazine like Ayatollah Khomeini?
Try Konami code in the primal throes of the 80s
30 extra lives but nobody here’s programmed to save me
R.I.P. Petey Pablo
Heath Diablo, he hablo no ingles but look like fricking Rob Lowe
With sleek-looking obliques like he D’Angelo
I don’t want these fans Snapchatting pics of they pantaloons
Or pantalones
Either way, Geronimo
He is a Lothario slash rap Impresario
But your mama though
Still think she Rosario Dawson
So I serve it Arantxa Sánchez Vicario
In the deuce court, who score
More than Heath McNease just did?
No one short of Bjorn Borg, Boris, Pete, or Goran Ivanišević
Surely the recent binge of sportsmen in need of course treatment
Means that misogyny's antiquated like Cloris Leachman
My systolic trump my diastolic
My mind just started five diabolical plots to demolish a word's meaning
Will this be the last or first meeting?
Should I use sermon reading approach with hermeneutics or simply defer to preaching?
Or refer to seeking, in an Acts 1:8 approach
Or would they reproach
When they approach the bench
"Should have used creator's quotes"
Red letter semantics, better checks, better advances
Veteran stances on incredible stanzas
Better my chances
I don't know algorithms to sell albums or tickets
I see thousands of kids sitting through tragedies without intermission
I sat there and listened all passive and pensive asking him questions half the potential gets doused 'cause life hasn't relented