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Betty and Me by Jonathan Coulton

Release Date
Fri Oct 01 2004
Performed by
Jonathan Coulton
About

Jonathan Coulton wrote “Betty and Me” for a Pop!Tech conference performance in 2003.

Ian Kahn says:

“I was at Pop!Tech when JC wrote Betty and Me overnight and played it, with Dr. Martin in the audience, the on the third day (N.B. it was actually a different Dr. who had spoken about fun with genet...

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Betty and Me Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin
He said we could build a baby out of DNA
And although it was expensive
It was legal in the states where it wasn't banned
It was Betty who suggested
We cut out the parts of me that she can't stand

[Pre-Chorus]
So we made an appointment and Betty went alone
They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
To say congratulations Dad

[Chorus]
Now things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

[Verse 2]
Betty was pretty firm about our baby being human
I said we should give him wings and a nice prehensile tail
He could travel with the circus
Making money, making friends with clowns
Betty said that's stupid
And for God's sake would you turn that TV down?

[Pre-Chorus]
Now I've seen Betty happy, but she's never been like this
She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss
And I'm excited too

[Chorus]
Cause things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

[Bridge]
And the love inside me thunders like a storm
And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm
I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him
Doesn't make him fat

[Verse 3]
Betty's been spending lots of time out late with Dr. Martin
She says that they're working on the baby every night
And Dr. Martin sends her presents
Like new underwear and a bottle of wine
I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine

[Pre-Chorus]
He might have my mustache or my freckles or my eyes
Betty thinks it's better if we keep it a surprise
I hope I find out soon

[Chorus]
Cause things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than
Baby will be better than
Baby will be better than me

Betty and Me Q&A

When did Jonathan Coulton release Betty and Me?

Jonathan Coulton released Betty and Me on Fri Oct 01 2004.

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