Better With Beer

Got a $2.99 styrofoam cooler
It gets the job done right
When it's iced down and ready
Thing's set to Yeti
Man it'll go all night

Got a pontoon boat tied up at the lake
It's the black sheep of the dock
Put a kegerator on it
I'll be doggone if
Damn thing rides like a yacht

No matter where you are
No matter what you're doing
One thing's perfectly clear
It's hard not to see it
I think we all agree that
Everything's better with beer

Ain't a red-blooded, blue-collared, God-fearing cowboy
Truck-driving-hippie I know
Who'd look you in the eye
Pop top a cold one
And try to tell ya it ain't so

No matter where you are
No matter what you're doing
One thing's perfectly clear
It's hard not to see it
I think we all agree that
Everything's better with beer

You know that's right

Yeah weddings and funerals
Or sawdust dancehalls
Bleacher sitting, ditch digging
Friday-night frog gigging
Everything's better with beer

No matter where you are
No matter what you're doing
One thing's perfectly clear
It's hard not to see it
I think we all agree that
Everything's better with beer

No matter where you are
No matter what you're doing
Any old time of the year
It's hard not to see it
I think we all agree that
Everything's better with beer
Yeah everything's better with beer

Like Mexican food
Barbecue
Floating down the river on a inner tube
Everything's better with beer