Better Than Whatever You Like

[Verse 1]
Yo, I watched a dude get thrown off a cage
And come back and wrestle the very next day
True story
I saw a man unleash a 6 foot snake
That bit another man’s arm, yet they call the fake
True story
I watched a man not speak for a year
Rappel from the ceiling, without an ounce of fear
With his face painted up, and a bat in his hand
So how can one wonder how could attract a fan
I watched a dude pretend to be a dead man
Another crashed a hospital, smacked a cat with a bedpan
Ridiculous? Perhaps, but tеll me what could
Possibly be more еntertaining than that?
I know on any given night I can see something incredible
Moves prompting “ooh’s” and moments so unforgettable
So in case you didn’t know I gotta let you know
Whatever you like, I bet you this is better yo

[Hook]
Explosions, car crashes, every night
Drama, excitement, grown men in tights
Love triangles, stunts and fist fights
Wrestling is better than whatever you like

Yeah said it. It’s better than whatever you like
I said it’s better than whatever you like
2X

Immma bet it it’s better than whatever you like

[Verse 2]
A woman gave birth to a hand
An actor named David Arquette was the champ…
You had to be there, you wouldn't understand
Wait i was there, and I still don’t understand
Yo there’s Barbed wire, tables set on fire
No insurance though most of my heroes can’t retire
It’s complicated so violent and self abusive
And independent contractors are somehow exclusive
We know too much I can’t pretend I don’t
But the fact is they employ some of my favorite folks
Amazing feats on the regular I think that it’s dope
And maybe one day it’ll change at the top we can hope
And every time I think I can’t watch it any longer
Something happens that only makes my fandom get stronger
Yup Best bang for the buck
9:00 turn it up
Man y’all know what’s up
Come on