Better Problems

Another night’s sleep wasted writing teensploitation spec scripts
Getting tongue tied on marijuana
I should shave but I like the way I shook like lit
My mord’s get wixed, but at least the gutter’s stone away

Isn’t it about time that I stop making memes, and start making friends
Not the ones on Reddit, but the ones you go get sunburns with?
I’d rather spend the day instead, making clever excuses in my head
Ironic self-deprecation amusing to no one but anyone

Sick of playing solitaire
Without a single care to spare
Over-thinking whether self-awareness
Undoes my crimes and all unfairness
Can I just get…

A little less time alone
Somewhere else
Dealing with better problems

40 torrents later, I’ve got more music than I could even list
Complete discographies of Bee Gees, Cannibal Corpse, and Taylor Swift
Slowly soar the vacancies of white sheets stained with bacon grease
I should quit this band and go back to church, but watch me do nothing about it

Sick of watching Ethan Klein
Gettin’ old and doin’ fine
No more buying lube in bulk and
No more McCaulay Culkin
Why can’t I take...