#BetaAsFuck

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin, Both]
I'm a beta (Beta)
I'm a beta (Beta)
And we're both beta as fuck (Beta)
If you're looking for an alpha male here (Beta)
Then you're shit out of luck (Beta)
Domination (Beta)
Total power (Beta)
These are not things we crave (Beta)
Our self-worth is not contingent on how many women we've
Laid

[Verse 1: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin]
We know that we are real men
Even though our man card's null and void
Don't need MRAs to tell us so
And if they did we'd be annoyed
We're not afraid of how we feel
Even if we do feel afraid
We're not afraid to let it show
Sometimes of that hate brigade

[Verse 2: Jonathan Mann and Peter Coffin]
Toxic masculinity that permeates our culture
Says women are a prize to be conferred after adventures
Says don't show your emotions, be violent or be killed
Says you are owed the life you want so if you're unfulfilled

[Bridge 1: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin]
It's not your fault (Who me?)
Must be those feminists (Yeah, them)
Must be those women (Feminazis)
Who won't have sex with you (Sex)

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin, Both]
(Beta)
I'm a beta (Beta)
I'm a beta (Beta)
And we're both beta as fuck (Beta)
If you're looking for an alpha male here (Beta)
Then you're shit out of luck (Beta)
Domination (Beta)
Total power (Beta)
These are not things we crave (Beta)
Our self-worth is not contingent on how many women we've
Laid

[Verse 3: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin]
Never felt comfortable
Acting invulnerable
Never felt compatible
With acting infallible
I never felt entitled
Enough to act hostile
Never felt exceptional
Just cause my genitals

[Bridge 2: Jonathan Mann and Peter Coffin]
(Full McIntosh)
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
I think we've gone full McIntosh (Full McIntosh)
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
I think we've gone full McIntosh (Full McIntosh)
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
I think we've gone full McIntosh (Full McIntosh)
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
I think we've gone full McIntosh

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann, Peter Coffin, Both]
I'm a beta (Beta)
I'm a beta (Beta)
And we're both beta as fuck (Beta)
If you're looking for an alpha male here (Beta)
Then you're shit out of luck (Beta)
Domination (Beta)
Total power (Beta)
These are not things we crave (Beta)
Our self-worth is not contingent on how many women we've
Laid

[Outro: Jonathan Mann]
Our self-worth is not contingent on how many women we've
Beta
Our self-worth is not contingent on how many women we've
Laid