BestText.Com Goes into Politics

[Skit: Naked Gun]
Here at BestText, we are always looking for ways to evolve our business and carry our products into the future
For the past few months, our fearless CEO has been meeting with politicians in Capitol City and we are pleased to announce that we will be offering our platform exclusively to the Republican Party! As much as our software has helped countless businesses, we can now positively impact the policies in government that we proudly support
Thankfully, the law is on our side. we can use the vast amounts of data that we have collected to find new and exciting ways to perfectly sell the candidates we align with! The likes, dislikes, dreams, and ambitions of everyone we currently service is at our fingertips, ready to be used
In a wholesome and productive manner
We are so excited to have you as our employees as we begin this new chapter of our company!
Thank you so much for helping us change the world, one conversation at a time!