Best Western

[Verse 1]
Meet me in the transit area, I think I'm in terminal C
I'm waiting at the customs barrier where it's all duty free
All my sweetest dreams are set in western concrete conference halls
On the dark side of the internet in all deserted shopping malls
Plots like in post-modern movies, the author is depressed
The post-apocalyptic beauty of the west

[Chorus]
Best western, best wеstern vibes
Best wеstern fantasies of best western lives
Best western (Best western), best western (Best western)
Best western (Best western), best western vibes (Best western)

[Verse 2]
Find me at the epicenter on a map like modern literature
Franz Kafka was a city planner, you got lost in the infrastructure
All you own is your own story, tales of western self-esteem
Maybe you should stop to worry and we could be a team
I'll talk you through your payment plan and if you work real hard
You could live out of your minivan at a riverside car park

[Chorus]
Best western, best western grounds
Best western real estate in best western towns
Best western (Best western), best western (Best western)
Best western (Best western), best western towns (Best western)

[Verse 3]
I guess we'll always remember kissing on commuter trains
In convertible convention centers in all deserted carpool lanes
In who knows where, heaven knows how, our lives are pretty similar
At the best western hotel in Moscow rooms include free minibar

[Chorus]
Best western (Best western), best western highs (Best western)
Best western therapies for best western guys (Best western)
Best western (Best western), best western (Best western)
Best western (Best western), best western guys (Best western)

[Outro]
Blinded by the western light, a slowly fading memory
A pixelated JPEG file on a scratched up iPhone 3