Best of Times

[Verse 1]
I've got a custom Continental
Made in 1965
But with a "Save the Planet" sticker
That makes it kind of hard to drive
I got a big house full of apples
And I'm a big fan of both kinds
I know one can keep the doctor away
And one can sure mess with your mind

[Chorus]
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change your world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 13 swears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Whoa, not mine (Oh)

[Verse 2]
Well, my toys are made in China
My guitar's from Mexico
My frozen food comes from Japan
Give me a dog from Chicago
I need to take myself to Yellowstone
Climb up to that blue ridge too
Remind myself of what's beautiful
About the big red, white and blue

[Chorus]
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change your world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 13 swears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Whoa, not mine (Hey, whoa)

[Verse 3]
Well, I woke up this morning
I got down on my knees to pray
'Cause the Mayan time is done run out
But my calendar's full of days

[Chorus]
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change your world
But I'm changing mine
The breaking news reports
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Whoa, not mine
Oh, not mine
Whoa, not mine

[Outro]
Hey, hey
Well heard, not mine