Best in Show

Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title in the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show! Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens. The dogs are chosen as winners in the show's six different divisions. We've got hounds, we've got workin' dogs, we got terrier dogs, we got toy dogs, we've got toy-terriers, we got sporting dogs. We got bananas, we got mangoes, we got kiwi fruits. The show is held at the fair's agricultural building down in the agricultural district, of the agricultural city, you know how as–– whatever it's called. The winner is a six-year-old English setter – not the setter you know as Foul Colonel, but the setter was shown by his owner, William T. W. Holt-Richman, "The Dangleberry of Virginia". The setter gets a kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail! He wags his tail, why? He wags his tail because he is happy! He wags his tail because he knows he is a winner! He is not a product of what is expected of a dog, but he is above that! He has risen – he has ascended above the clouds! He is looking down upon planet earth and urinating in the mouths of those who thought a canine would never walk upon the moon – those who doubted the theory that a cocker spaniel could break through the barrier of time and space and time and space and time! He is best in show
Best in show
Best in show