Best Friend Jake

He's my best friend Jake
We used to go swimming in the lake
In the hot sun we used to bake
He's my best friend Jake
In the fields he used to plow
Reach deep into each other's soul
We'd go swimming naked in the watering hole
Growing up he had many a cow
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He started with little pigs and wanted a sow
Ended up trading on the Dow
MNA's and IPO's always one of the boys
At duPont Registry he used to find lots of toys
And bedded a fеw of the boys
I miss my buddy I miss him so
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Off to war he did go
The way thеy treated him is really low
Till death do we part
He'll always be in my heart
The love of my life from beginning to end
He'll always be my best friend
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