Berserker Freestyle

[Intro]
(What's up, Juwop?)
(Beat those drums)
Yeah
I was gon' try and think of somethin' clever to say, but
But fuck it

[Verse]
Just in case someone's lookin' for me, that's easy, I'm where the money at
I heard all your jokes, still ain't found shit funny yet
Niggas is pussy, go pop a Perc' and a money stack
If a bitch ever leave me, believe me, I never want her back
So many options, I take my pick like a pumpkin patch
In my neck of the woods, we swing that stick like a lumberjack
I'm on a mission, you in my way if you turn your back
It's fuck you for life, bitch, I'm on a honey pack
And I go and hunt with the pack and wе bring home dinner
I watched my granddaddy makе a pipe out of car antenna
And where was y'all antennas? We nearly starved last winter
But we just kept holdin' on like we called a callback center
We still drownin' in debt, I figure we all bad swimmers
So I went straight for the blocks, feel like I'm startin' at center
Please don't start with that nigga, he tends to take it too far
Got that nightlight on the blicky like I'm afraid of the dark
Nobody safe in these parts, it's best you stay where you are
Or else them goons get to creepin' like they Left Eye and T-Boz
I never leave it at home, I'm with whatever we on
For your diamonds, I'll turn this bitch to Sierra Leone
Niggas might laugh 'cause I'm old, I'm glad I lasted this long
Doctor looked at my x-ray and said, "Boy, you bad to the bone"
My kids call that a dad joke
Lookin' at your bank account, boy, that's a bad joke
You ain't want nobody to know? Oh shit, my bad, bro
But on the bright side, you finally made me laugh, though
Yeah, I'm such an asshole
I told the plumber break the knob and let the cash flow
I can show you how to get this compensation, just call my office for a consultation
But until my paper get a confirmation, I ain't got no patience for a conversation
Never duckin' no confrontation, two pistols singin', that's a compilation
Heart cold, shit cold as ice, I ain't sweatin', baby, that's condensation
I'll detonate for my denomination, like I'm part of nation domination
Pretty bitch in the kitchen and you know she whip it, whip it like a dominatrix
All I needed was cooperations, but here you go with all the complications
Got shooters with me, we gon' lock it down or we gon' spin like we know the combination, on Pif

[Outro]
Spin like we know the combination, on Pif
We gon' spin like we know the combination, on Pif
(What's up, Juwop?)
(Beat those drums)