Beotches

[Intro]
Alright, you already know
KutMasta Kurt is a genius
This goes out to my folks E-40, Hieroglyphics
Kool Keith, my brother Bugsy Malone
I still got Too Short on 8-track with the dope fiend beat
So I had to let my man out

[Verse 1]
Clifton Santiago!
I drink beer, talk Spanish, out here lookin’ Negro
I'm Santiago with a gang a’ hoes, I’m El Diablo
In they pueblo, I make a pass at ‘em
On some Aikman away, Montana far to Marino
Traermes advances, Las Vegas casinos
Gracias muchacha
Me gusta como mueves, tu sabes
Yeah it’s on
‘Cause when Spanish broads call me, now go on
Baby it’s on
Yo, I don’t give a fuck about hoes
Darkest, blackest, to the whitest, brightest, fuck about hoes
Ass and titties then the
Va a la tienda, I’ll send ya
Before we rendezvous
I’m drinkin’ 40s and blowin’ weed
Before I’m fond of you
Batches got snatches
All I wanna do is raw dog some batches
My motto, wild ‘em, we clubbin’
Man, don’t love ‘em, rub ‘em
Damn your girl
When I’m smashing you
Effecting you like the pill Ecstasy

[Chorus]
Beotch!
How are you doing?
We only hook up for some screwing
Beotch!
What do you need?
I got drank in the fridge and poundage of weed
Beotch!
You'll never leave mad
After sessions with the Motion, out front there’s a cab
Beotch!
Go home to your man, man, man, man, man

[Verse 2]
I met this bitch the other day
She used to lick up on my ass like every day
She'd lick my ass up and down
Like her tongue was Charmin the toilet paper, paper
And every time she tossed my salad
My asshole was getting more chafer, chafer
This bitch used to suck my dick like it was slush in a Slurpee
And every time she slobbed on my knob
She never would pull it out there and just jerk me
She swallowed it, gulp by gulp
Getting lightheaded, seeing stars
Not TM TM TM TM TM TM TM TM
And ten minutes, returning back
And shellacked her back
And back that thing to the edge of the bed
I’ll pound upon you
Frequent visits ‘cause you missing your favorite hound up on you

[Chorus]
Beotch!
How are you doing?
We only hook up for some screwing
Beotch!
What do you need?
I got drank in the fridge and poundage of weed
Beotch!
You’ll never leave mad
After sessions with the Motion, out front there’s a cab
Beotch!
Go home to your man, man, man, man, man

[Outro]
Beotch!
Beotch!
Beotch!
Beotch!