Bendy Bus

Won't you come along with us
And ride the bendy bus... to Vegas?
'Cause it's not against the law
To suck a bendy straw in Vegas

A bendy straw is a thing of mystery
Because a bendy straw is like a bendy bus;
Except, instead of being a bendy bus
It's a bendy straw!

And conversely
A bendy bus is like a bendy straw
Except, instead of being a bendy straw
It's a bendy bus!

I love you because you're such a nice lady
Those other ladies, they are so stupid and dumb
But you're not so dumb as you look;
That's why I love you--
Because you're such a nice lady!

A bendy straw is like a bendy bus
Except, instead of being a bendy bus
It's a bendy straw!

I love you because you're such a nice lady
Those other ladies, they are so stupid and dumb
But you're not so dumb as you look;
That's why i love you--
Because you're such a nice lady!