Bell Dem Slags

[Intro: D Double E]
Gwan
What me saying?
I know you got them links for me, man
Bring me, bring me
Brrrring me
What me saying?

[Hook: D Double E]
Bell dem slags (bell dem, bell dem)
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags (come on, blud)
Bell dem slags (give 'em a call)

[Verse 1: D Double E]
Somebody bell dem chicks
Tell 'em that I've got a couple of sticks
For the mandem and tell dem they can piss
Blud, just make sure [?]
Make sure the bumper's boombastic
Oh yeah, that'd be fantastic
I'll be quick to back the plastic
Just tell her she's on it, then she better act it
Tell her tonight's gonna be drastic
I hope she's not an asthmastic
I'm gonna stretch her back like an elastic
Like Foots said, you better not be on your reds
Or it's head instead
If you're not on it, don't waste your creds
If you're on it, then come here and open your legs
Gash like you get peppered on the regs

[Hook: D Double E]
[Hook: D Double E]
Bell dem slags (bell dem, bell dem)
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags (give 'em a call)

[Verse 2: D Double E]
Bell dem slags
Tell dem that I've got a car full of lads
Each and every one of us are up for the shag
And we don't really wanna hear no blag
Make sure the twenty chop up, I don't want the whole bag
Send her back to the, back to the, back to the bag
I swear I'll bend her over rags
Yeah, I've got a condom, yeah, I've got the bag
So I'll give her the best walk she's ever had
Just like Shabba, in the bed, I'm bad
Ride her like a 600 Jag
I don't go low on the kebab
All I wanna do is just give her a jab
Well, I bet you any money you'll be feeling bad
Give me one minute, let me bell for the cab

[Hook: D Double E]
Bell dem slags (bell dem, bell dem)
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags (give 'em a call)

[Verse 3: D Double E]
If she ain't chipping in
Hotel form, I'm not filling in
Then I'm walking away with a laugh and a grin
Cause I've got a next ting ready and waiting
She's masturbating
Waiting for me to give her a ring cause she's on this ting
She's got the ID and everyting
I don't need to pay for one ting
It's just straight to the hotel, straight murking
And when I slew dem, it's nonstop working
She can never tell me that it's not hurting
Look, look, the poom poom's squirting
As it insert in
Like mechanic, go under skirting
Fuck all the flirting, let's get working
This is time worth [?], budubupbup

[Hook: D Double E]
Bell dem slags (come on, blud)
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags
Bell dem slags (give 'em a call)