Believe What I Cook

[Intro: 808sAndAbel]
Yo, yo (Look at the check Krabs sent you man)
My fish and my women
(Yo) Yo, yo (Look at the check Krabs sent you man)
My fish and my wome–

[Verse 1: Mikel_3000]
You need somethin' unexpected, some form of boating
You ask him to cook a patty, and you eat the patty
Just one time for the spongey, just one time for the spongey
Don't agree with the message, don't go eatin' the buckets

[Chorus: Mikel_3000]
Don't let, don't let the Squidward drag you down
Who knows when was the last time you felt the kelp
One last starfish to follow in my grill
One last starfish to follow

[Verse 2: Mikel_3000]
Man, it's too juicy
What the hell you doin' orderin' at 5:30?
Why the hell are you hungry?
Eat somethin' that is very Krusty Krab worthy
I don't want my stomach empty
People sayin' eatin' chum gon' make you die early
How 'bout have my belly hurtin'?
Hold it all inside, that could make you die early
Go on and get your best patty
Something's there, feel it when I heard it
Just release the jelly, let it swim though
How these fishes leaving now with no money like Patrick
Catch me with Pat catchin' Jellies at BB
Free the Lobsters and the Fishies
Even if I gotta grill solo, even if I gotta do it with no promo
I ain't got my fish across
'Til we finally get the kelp and pass the point
So there's a couple things that I gotta cook
Don't involve yourself in things you don't have to grill
I ain't never question why you was flippin' for
I gave you every single thing I was flippin' for
I don't understand how anybody could ask for more
Got a list of even more, I just cook it off
I be goin' through things I had to swim
Celebrity drama with only Sandy Cheeks
Too many bottom secrets, somebody passin' notes
Things I swim about, I found laughable
Lil' baby Spongey, ain't laughing, no
Don't cook for them things they ain't have to eat
Neptune upstairs ain't laughin', no
Don't cook for them things they ain't have to eat

[Bridge: 808sAndAbel]
Now here we are
You know I'm not a frycook
I showed you my all
I let you cook on my grill

[Chorus: Mikel_3000]
Don't let, don't let the Squidward drag you down
Who knows when was the last time you felt the kelp
One last starfish to follow in my grill
One last starfish to follow in my grill
One last starfish to follow in my grill
One last starfish to follow

[Interlude: lil lego nissan]
Okay, I didn't throw a fit when you ate the chum bucket
I said KK was better, but you were one of Plankton's puppets
You were too easily fooled, Plankton got you deceived
By sea creature who's inlove with greed
He played with your emotions, swamped your needs
You told me, I didn't believe? But Plankton was out to deceive, ahaha
You said that I lie, how did I? I cooked the best patties, didn't I?
But you just could not believe, sponge, I'm so peeved
Your friends all up in the pineapple even when we're in the sea
Your mind's with plankton, and you say you care? Haha
I'm grillin' at you all, think you got me? No, no
My spatula is up on the grill (The grill, the grill, the grill, the grill, the grill)

[Chorus: Mikel_3000]
Don't let, don't let the Squidward drag you down
Who knows when was the last time you felt the kelp
One last starfish to follow in my grill
One last starfish to follow