Being in Love Is Like Being on Drugs

Being in love is like being on drugs
Without the potential brain damage
Kisses are crack rocks you don't have to smoke
With no life ruining baggage, no life ruining baggage

And when we touch (when they touch)
Oh, when we touch (ah-ah-aah)
I can feel it get me high
I can feel that dopamine rush

And when we kiss (when they kiss)
Oh, when we kiss (ah-ah-aah)
It satisfies my addiction
Without making me pass out in a pool of my piss

Being in love is like going flat broke
And getting kicked out of college
She's like the dealer who's trying to collect
And get all the payments she's promised, get all the payments she's promised

And when she speaks (when she speaks)
Oh, when she speaks (ah-ah-aah)
I can feel that chemical reaction make me weak

And when we dance (when they dance)
Oh, when we dance (ah-ah-aah)
It's the substance abuse that gets me all the delight
Without making me start a naked bar fight

When she leaves I need another fix
So desperate, I can only be myself with another hit
Didn't know the side effects would be so bad, gonna end up in rehab
That means my room when I'm drowning in a pile of Cheeto bags, Cheeto bags!

Being in love is like being on drugs
Without the potential of dying
Snuggles are pills that you don't have to buy
Unless you're that type of client, unless you're that type of client

And when we touch (when they touch)
Oh, when we touch (ah-ah-aah)
I can feel it get me high
But I still can't get enough

And when we kiss (when they kiss)
Oh, when we kiss (ah-ah-aah)
It's at least as good as a dank-ass joint
Without making me rob a mom at gunpoint

Being in love is like being on drugs